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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Dude thought the cam girl was actually into him - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: They prosecute a mom who wouldn't breastfeed - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You won’t do what? Don’t you know how many women want to be trad wives and stay home and churn butter? Download TikTok already!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Wait…go back to that part about how you can rent a baby. How much were they asking?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The rapist's new partner is...Stabler! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh…you’ve got issues you need to work out in therapy? Tell me about it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Who blew up the car? Mom or Dad? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maybe it was terrorists. Maybe it’s the dad. Maybe he wanted the wife out of the way. Maybe it’s mom. Maybe she was overwhelmed. Maybe it was because she was breastfeeding a three-year-old. We seem to say “maybe” a lot.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Why didn't Daddy pick me?? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I just want to prepare you for some very bad acting. It may be especially heinous.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You think insurance is pricey now. Wait until that have to start taking out insurance on the insurance executives!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Please. You know I prefer my babies stirred.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, you just might say a star is born. Or maybe I’m an American sniper doing an American hustle? Or a raccoon? Either way, I’ll give you a hangover.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: That obnoxious commissioner get busted for uploading BAD things - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I know my client’s an asshole. Hell, I don’t even like him. But can we all just pretend for a minute that we’re not thrilled to see him going down in a completely humiliating way?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m getting too old for this shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A billionaire trafficking teens on his private jet can't get away with it, can he? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’re taking you to prison. Just hang in there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This sounds like a big case. I’m going to change into my formal vest.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just so you know Jill, this is probably the one and only times I’ll look into your eyes and not your forehead. I don’t want you to steal my soul.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Marcia Cross kills Robert Vaughn with Viagra - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“They used an electric probe to extract semen from a dead body? I might be going about this baby thing all wrong.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Is Martin Short a psychic? Or the culprit? - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The dad from 7th Heaven creeps on his son's lady - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m really ready for this role. I’ve had a lot of time talking to special victims unit detectives recently.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Who's preying on the girls in that reality TV family? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Rollins, it’s a TV show about a whole bunch of women who promise to not have sex outside of marriage. I’m sorry I interrupted. You were tell me all about your out-of-wedlock pregnancy. Continue.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Briscoe is accused of being dirty - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“No, I was not drunk on the job. Just immediately before and immediately after.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Briscoe solves 3 murders, 1 kidnapping, and delivers a baby in one day - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I haven’t had one long day like this since that woman cut her husband’s penis off and hit Logan in the head with a frying pan.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: David Harbour plays with dolls and kidnaps Gloria Reuben's kid - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A grown man who likes to play with dolls? Well, there have been stranger things.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/altakocker</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The hoarder brothers kept their mom in the freezer - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can you believe my mashugana brother wrote a book with a computer on the Internet? He’s hasn’t left the house in 50 years. I know that’s not the only thing he did with that computer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Which novelist murdered to protect their secret? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I love cases that require Bobby to read several books. Except when he sniffs the pages.”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/possessed</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Stabler beats up Sabrina Carpenter's attacker - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“…and that’s how I got the inspiration for ‘Please Please Please’ and ‘Taste.’”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Did a drug dealer sell his baby to a woman pretending to be pregnant? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m not saying I’d see my baby, but I would at least entertain the offer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Keke Palmer searches for her sister...and anthrax! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Spend the day listening to Munch talk about anthrax and black helicopters? NOPE!”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Can a schizophrenic woman help find her rapist? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You’re saying Amanda is going to win an Emmy and I’m going home empty handed again? Time to change the hairstyle again!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The preacher's sleeping with his daughter-in-law - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chris Meloni: This actor is the son of the actor playing his father. Chris Orbach: He’s not talking about me for once. It’s the guy in the picture.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/folieadeux</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-10-30</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/5578a4cd-87b8-4b56-aa55-843795c3a21a/Screenshot+2024-10-27+170130.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: The parents left their baby alone in a hotel room while they went to dinner - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Don’t let this beard fool you. I can still sniff a suspect from across a room.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/theperfectman</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-10-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1db49622-1fec-40ac-8e68-51865c4e59c6/Screenshot+2024-10-11+124133.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Benson battles Price over an SVU victim charged with murder - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I’ve been here an actual total of 48 minutes of network television minutes and already I’m doing shady stuff.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/pornstarsrequiem</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-10-02</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/77fd0974-87a6-4831-af8f-73707bfa5fc8/Screenshot+2024-09-24+160407.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: That Hudson student does violent porn - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Spending hours watching porn for this trial? Yes. Yes, that’s why I was doing that. That.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/minnowandtheshark</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/6af38598-5808-4349-99c4-f7e1aad57659/Minnow-web.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - Toronto: The cost of bread in Canada is MURDER! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We are going to ask you politely to confess to this murder and give you a respectful amount of time to compose a sincere apology in both English and French. Please and thank you. Nous allons vous demander poliment d'avouer ce meurtre et vous accorder un délai respectueux pour rédiger des excuses sincères en anglais et en français. S'il vous plaît et merci.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/stolen</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-04</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/b9919e30-a7eb-4627-8151-f1c0ff979b4c/Screenshot+2024-08-27+132213.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Cragen finds a kidnapped baby 12 years later - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I was on a whole other “Law &amp; Order” show. I had to work with Michael Moriarty, Chris Noth, Paul Sorvino, George Dzundza…please don’t send me back…”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/scrambled</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/7727d31b-5988-455e-9a90-87ced8dc732f/Screenshot+2024-08-15+184907.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The second wife wants to implant the first wife's embryos - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What happens in the room? The crime scene techs are not going to like what they find with the black light.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/spiralingdown</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/4395a019-88ce-4de4-b882-3618b80a7ed5/Screenshot+2024-08-01+112659.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The football player can't remember being a perv - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>My condition means I don’t remember things in the evening…except where to find underaged sex slaves, how much money to bring, and get a lawyer. Not guilty, bitches.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/doubles</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-07-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/68e83584-90ac-4e18-93f8-bd4ead9be2cd/Screenshot+2024-07-16+105608.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Did an athlete pay a goon to break her rival's bones? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Can I just point out you’re spending all this time on something that’s not a murder?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/obscene</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-07-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/bc2478cc-17b3-4b10-bf54-917c7e7943d1/obscene-web.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Dana Delany's son rapes a starlet to get on the radio - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Making jokes about crimes that are especially heinous? What do you think this is? A podcast?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/privatelives</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-03-20</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/099b4056-9922-4abf-8254-d681c346e286/Screenshot+2024-03-14+131718.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The politician's husband was bludgeoned protecting a trans kid - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We’re a classic Law &amp; Order detective pairing…one of us will be gone next season.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/catfishingteacher</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-03-06</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/934e6436-38c8-4a87-861b-dd3896f9f7cc/catfishing-web2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: It's not the hot teacher! It's the catfishing wrestling coach! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Here’s where the school is…here’s where he disappeared from…and here’s where you should spread my ashes when you get me killed this season.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/thoughtcriminal</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-02-21</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/e58ae0bc-eafb-492b-b85c-93728f66cf71/Thought-webart.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Amaro beats up that creep with a camera - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You know, Stabler would have just done this in the interrogation room. Not out on the street in broad daylight!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/pleasenotewearenolongeracceptinglettersofrecommendationfromhenrykissinger</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-02-07</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/8235ca62-b42e-48f4-ad88-6e1aac8ff17e/Screenshot+2024-02-02+100954.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: She's not the killer because she can only poop in her home toilet - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If she cannot shit, you must acquit.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/angels</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-01-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/ac93b1a7-a972-4799-929c-002da49bf4da/Angels-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Will Arnett is adopting kids for all the wrong reasons - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I just arrange for men to pay for sex and take a percentage for myself. I’m not a sex trafficker. I’m a capitalist.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/stalker</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-01-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/6b7e9fb7-14ed-4376-9738-ef4f4d5c68d7/Screenshot+2024-01-04+153821.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: They don't believe she's being stalked. Now she's dead. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You think I’m making this up? If I’m lying, I’m dying.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/bubblewrap</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/10d9f9cf-72f0-4f2e-a04b-14b65036ebac/bubblecover1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The rapist likes his mommy's boobies - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Motorboat, motorboat, go so fast…”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/blinded</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-12-13</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/41bed8f2-b262-4bad-a80c-fd95debf76aa/Screenshot+2023-12-05+161852.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: An evil children's author leaves Stabler blinded - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your big fat head was able to smash through this window. I’ll remember that next time we’re supposed to kick in a door.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/marathon</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-29</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/91ba57c9-15c3-4a71-8c69-d2514f0d358a/marathon-1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Only Briscoe heard the killer's confession...and no one believes him - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You think I’m rough? Wait until you try to negotiate with Dick Wolf on streaming and syndication rights for this 25 year old episode.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/heightenedemotions</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-15</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/ea7ef9af-c0e9-4abd-97ae-4131296b1935/Heightened-Emotions-1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The victim is a call girl! And a pole vaulter! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You want legal briefs?! I’ll show you legal briefs!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/beef</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-01</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/b286fbd0-ae48-4a6c-a978-1e82a83ed2b4/Beef-cover-2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The little old lady who owns the slaughterhouse is the killer! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You think I’m going to let you tell me what they put in these meatballs? You probably think it’s JFK’s real shooter.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/badfaith</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-10-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/33bfadc7-f6f5-4d39-aba0-a17c0a46f6bd/Bad-Faith-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Logan's childhood priest is at it again - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You know the coffee has been in that pot ever since Cragen left two seasons ago.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/ridicule</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-10-04</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1e8499b3-6963-4079-b62a-7435881682b2/Ridicule-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Diane Neil and her friends rape a male stripper - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You know, if I play my cards right I might be able to do another 113 episodes on this show.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/undercoverblue</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-09-20</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1b7a3a75-a1d2-4e8b-90db-38c954a7ce56/undercover-cover-PNG.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Cassidy is accused of rape and Amaro learns he has a son - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Hi guys. I know it looks like I just had sex with Cassidy, but it’s worse than that. I’m paying him for it.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/icarus</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-09-06</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/171b248e-9a4a-48c7-a08a-c207ec0dc756/Icarus-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Who cut the wire causing an actor to fall to his death? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It wasn’t the fall that killed him. It was the reviews! Am I right?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/hooked</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-12-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/d13817f6-5279-4da5-98f5-9d0dec040fb1/hooked-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Hayden Panettiere dabbles in child porn - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A porn tape? I swear it’s not that. It’s just me running around in a cheerleaders outfit for 42 minutes. Not kinky at all.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/devilsdissections</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-08-09</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/5000bcde-1897-47f9-9d7f-c0615777c30d/Screenshot+2023-08-06+214506.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The serial killer doctor helps catch a serial killing doctor - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>ANOTHER body washed up on this beach? I’m starting to rethink my summer vacation plans.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/invinoveritas</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-07-26</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/8525e694-18e4-4064-99af-2f7962e48081/in+vino+cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Chevy Chase's antisemitic traffic stop leads to murder! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Oh you think this looks bad? Wait until you hear more about me in real life.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/bang2</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-07-12</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/e8aa321f-ee91-47ec-85be-5b67073b7206/Screenshot+2023-07-10+154617.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: John Stamos gets killed with an explosive knife - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Coerce women into having sex with me? I’m John Stamos. Even YOU would have sex with me.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/shattered</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-06-28</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/c39dfae4-2e5e-4652-83cc-f3c36631fd95/shattered-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Sharon Stone hands a hostage taker her dead son - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I’m sorry. Did you happen to misplace this dead boy…I mean…sleeping boy while you were in the middle of your psychotic break?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/taboo</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-06-14</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/776ad062-46ad-4819-8f61-e1cccad70659/Screenshot+2023-06-13+153637.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Her daddy's the daddy, so she threw the baby in the trash - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We were just talking about whether we should name him Evan junior or Evan the third.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/rocketman</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-05-31</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/448f1caa-9d07-4933-9cbd-8c5f08fff0f1/rocketman-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: A diaper-wearing astronaut drives to NY to kill her romantic rival - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Well, I think I’ve finally found the thing I will not sniff.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/mirroreffect</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-05-17</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/6fe44b1b-e89e-4b97-bd60-3814b9c8193f/mirror-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The internet picks sides in a celebrity abuse case - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Did you just say somethin about my mutha? I know you didn’t just say somethin about my mutha.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/doubledown</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-05-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/982c3b44-c9be-47b4-82e3-7ccbe6ff4ac4/double-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: He goes free for killing a cop but is charged with killing the cop killer - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“So this guy killed a cop, but if I let him go I can charge him with killing the other guy who killed the cop. But I have to pretend I didn’t know he killed the other guy who killed the cop. Jesus, Schiff is going to have a stroke when I tell him this.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/strangebeauty</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-19</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/f080821b-46e4-489c-920f-92a2342bd782/beauty-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Who's the perv cutting off women's legs? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Is there any possible way this is the lamp that Ralphie’s dad won at Christmas?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/legacy</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-05</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/9e10e4cf-2487-475f-a27d-c38ccb2386ae/legacy+cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Munch is haunted by a child abuse case - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>In tribute to Richard Belzer (1944-2023).</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/diss</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-03-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/fa046606-d5a9-4c87-b86d-5a38a3560df0/diss-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Did Snoop Dogg assault a pop star during a diss war? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Man, this is so stressful. I wish there was something I could do to take the edge off and relax.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/kidproquo</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-03-08</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/9ecfa086-390c-4de2-b3d9-c85ed1fe5ee9/kid+cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: They'd kill to get their kids into a $20k kindergarten - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You paid $20,000 to get your kid into an exclusive kindergarten? Maybe you’re the one who needs to go into time out.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/mean</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-02-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/570d383d-65a2-4749-a084-fd983fdf3a56/mean+cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The mean girls take out one of their own - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Let us go or we’re going to start a rumor that you kissed that balding man you came here with!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/class</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-02-08</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1759615a-d632-4619-946c-af788a698559/Screenshot+2023-02-07+112955.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Gambling addiction made him kill his best friend - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“But if this is my peanut butter sandwich, what evidence did I eat at lunch?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/familyfriend</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-01-25</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/419cfabf-6552-4940-bb54-d4992c8c7cf6/ryan+2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Amy Ryan gets her revenge - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“What? You think I’d intentionally throw my testimony in a long con to release the man who murdered my husband, cheat McCoy out of immunity, then confess on the stand to arranging the killer’s murder? Who? Me?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/pique</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-01-11</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/7f09a6eb-94aa-4560-9c5d-9b4068c24eb9/Screenshot+2022-12-26+182906.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Chad Lowe sleeps with his mom, Margot Kidder - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sure, my brother Rob Lowe is more famous than me…but I’m more famous than our cousin, Virgil the accountant.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/encore</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-12-28</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/bc22e148-6447-4af5-9810-d4206cb480c9/encore-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Larry Miller kills his wife...again! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Why do all my wives keep getting killed by hitmen? Because a defense attorney is cheaper than a divorce attorney.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/monsterslegacy</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-12-14</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/a6a7e476-2aec-4526-b828-90b847782963/monstercover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Benson gets Mike Tyson off death row - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You should know Mike, this is some of the worst acting we’ve ever seen…and we’ve both worked with Richard Belzer.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/inconceivablelive</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-11-30</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/b571bcea-3146-46af-b0cc-3d1db1aed3a3/Sequence+01.00_00_21_23.Still002.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Embryos are the specialest victims of them all - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I really hope this giant canister contains the eggs and not the sperm.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/thinice</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-11-23</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/9689dd72-2380-401f-9642-638ace5cb1a5/Screenshot+2022-11-04+115412.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Dad kills the coach with a hockey stick - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You beat a youth hockey coach to death with a stick because you wanted more time on the ice? I will never understand white people.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/depravitystandard</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-09-06</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/6bfed2e9-6498-4230-a51c-d4a2fa5e5f85/standard-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Did Liv coerce Tom Sizemore's confession? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“SHE made me do it! I didn’t want to dye my hair this color but SHE made me do it!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/responsible</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-19</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/b88d79b2-e8b0-4a75-887e-e3102e12614f/responsible-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Cool mom gives girls booze and sleeps with the boys - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This mom buys the high school kids booze, lets her daughter drink in the house, and sleep with the school jock? Man, the ‘cool mom’ in my school just let us stay up to watch ‘Love Boat.’”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/bottomless</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-05</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/0feb4dce-6484-4f82-b967-fa7d04731dc0/bottomlesscover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: A murder over missing pants leads to poisoned toothpaste - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You’d sue a dry cleaner for millions of dollars because you think their ‘one day service’ sign is fraud? God help Dominos if your pizza doesn’t arrive in 30 minutes!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/chameleon</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-09-21</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/ae3ddbaa-e314-4ff9-addd-27df8458ce31/chameleon+cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Sharon Lawrence lets Stabler look up her skirt - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Woah! I haven’t seen a live one of those is some time.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/soundbodies</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-09-07</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/b3097fbe-d1c2-4d93-99a6-8367c64f8367/sound-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: A church poisoning, a boat sinking, teen orgies and a face slap - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I just sniffed and licked something I scraped off of a boat with a knife. I’m not afraid of you.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/forlinis</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-08-24</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/5857e1dd-932d-4a61-a0f8-c3d754710b81/Barba+drinking.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Barba returns and declares his unconditional love - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mmmmm. Apple juice pretending to be Scotch.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/inlocoparentis</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-08-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/ac54c50e-cbac-4cd7-a46c-198fb52d5afd/InLoco-cover2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Carisi's niece lies about rape, then gets raped - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You falsely accused a classmate of rape, tried to apologize, then was actually raped by him? Do you have any idea the amount of paperwork this is going to cause me?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/gunshow</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-07-27</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/38fca905-3bd3-480b-9aac-3bca6de3a9e6/gunshow-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: McCoy charges the gun manufacturer with murder - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Here is an illegal assault weapon. I’m so relieved that here in 1999 we have solved gun violence. Give yourselves a pat on the back.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/signature</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-07-13</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/4443ce76-54e0-4c86-93a3-cb7a18b2fa40/signature-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Did the FBI profiler kill the serial killer? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Captain! I’ve spent the last three days reviewing this surveillance video when it occurred to me: why don’t I just watch the portion where the thing happens? “</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/plastic</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-06-29</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/22062734-f9b2-43af-91cf-578d64781f79/Screenshot+2022-06-21+141952.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Is a celebrity couple filming themselves raping women? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We’re not here to poke holes in your story. There is a whole podcast that’s going to take care of that for us.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/dogsout</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-06-15</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/fed5eb9f-2513-45ef-b8e0-b4b0749b356b/dogs-cov-1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: A dog ripped a lady apart! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I don’t know if that was the dog that ate half of that woman, but he did take a massive shit so I think you’re on the right track.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/sick</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-06-01</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/cf8a05e2-e90c-49d9-9337-fcee6fc4d143/Sick-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Did the creepy billionaire also molest the girl being poisoned by her grandmother? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Don’t worry. It only takes me about two minutes to identify and cure the mental and emotional issues you’ve been hiding all your life.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/benedictcanyon</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-05-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/6559e64c-a818-473b-83d7-eadda7a3390b/benedictcanyon4.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - LA: Is Khloé Kardashian a murder suspect? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Laugh all you want, detective. Guess which one of us is going to still be on TV in 15 years?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/totem</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-05-04</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/590eade4-f1a9-4813-b62e-0707f53f5ca4/Totem-cover-1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Jeremy Irons thinks the piano teacher's the killer - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Irons: “These guest appearances are great. I’d love to come back. Meloni: “There may be a cast opening next season. Just saying.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/911</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-04-20</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/28ea7b9f-2636-409f-a7e2-673c396c643b/911-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Is that girl on the phone in trouble or a hoax? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“So, he’s married and a little toxic and I’m not sure how I actually feel about him. Some distance might be good. Not working together. Maybe his wife gets killed in a car bomb. I don’t know. You’re such a good listener, Maria.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/blood</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-04-06</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/cc4afe60-1b74-4f57-82c7-1dd6c2a3bad6/Blood-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Is their white murder suspect secretly Black?</image:title>
      <image:caption>I have a feeling this scene is going to seem pretty weird in 15 years.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/haystack</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-23</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/e3442735-2f22-4a4c-9701-bf1d2535c1ad/haystack-cover-3.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A reporter goes TOO hard on the mom of a missing baby - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Do I think the questioning of a murder suspect should be so rough they kill themselves afterward? Well, who am I to throw the first stone?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/therightthing</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-03-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Episodes - Law &amp;amp; Order returns! A celebrity serial rapist is killed by his victim - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Anthony, didn’t the show get cancelled the last time you were on it?” “I have Sisto’s number on speed dial. Don’t play me, bitch.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/babykiller</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-23</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/8481ad95-3927-4621-94fe-d5b8275050df/babykiller-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A second grader shoots a classmate - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“They say he’s a baby killer, but is he a killer of babies or a baby-aged killer? The Lennonesque wordplay of the SVU writers is such a thinker!”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/jeopardy</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/c456caa3-d595-4b81-8b48-1b84a8a297ec/Jeopardy+cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: You can't claim double jeopardy if you bribed the judge - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You put together this magazine with faxes and CD-ROMs? What’s next? Phones with cameras in them?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/fault</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-03-01</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/369b59dd-5a19-4918-9cff-fb15c9f67e68/CaptureJ.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Benson and Stabler choose each other over the job - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Promise me…if I get out of this alive…that you and I are going to have a more serious discussion about the nature of our relationship.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/albatross</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-01-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/2e734e89-2fa5-49e7-bf2e-f27769c5c271/Albatross-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: The wrong Hamilton is killed in a duel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hamilton was shot. I’m beginning to suspect Burr.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/rotten</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Cops stick a plunger where the sun don't shine - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“The murder weapon is a plunger? What end am I supposed to hold?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/beastsobsession</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-20</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/726fb08b-3b73-481c-84d4-533f873906f7/beast-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Lewis breaks out of prison and comes for Liv! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You think this is bad? Wait until the audience sees you kiss Tucker.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/brotherhood</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/df0d9e60-ed77-47f5-b746-26c5984fcd51/brotherhood-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Nazis threaten Judge Candice Bergen - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Do NOT mess with me. I’ve got five Emmy awards and I’m not afraid to pull them out.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/hate</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/b729170b-8fea-439c-8370-cf24a3a4eb52/6.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Did a racist's speeches incite skinhead teens to murder? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Jack…you’ve got that look like you’re going to tear up the Constitution again.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/ballerina</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/96554726-da01-444f-8cb2-1f2f0b48c2c7/ballerina-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Carol Burnette is a black widow - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Hello. I’d like to introduce you to my fake nephew and secret lover, Shaggy. Won’t you come in?“</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/behave</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a rape kit - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“There’s got to be an easier way to do 21 &amp; Me.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/just</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1633297037377-JZATQ8KUEYDQ0SPR7EQK/girl-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Lupo sleeps with a murder suspect and Van Buren gets cancer - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Wait. You’re saying the cop behind me was humping the suspect when he came across a nightie connected to the murder? Your honor, I’m going to need a minute to bang my head against a wall.”</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/glasgowman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Beware the Glasgowman! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Let’s touch pinkies in a really creepy way which signals our long con criminal spree was successful. Because if we do that in front of Carisi it’s going to blow his fucking mind.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/accredo</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1631036499693-ZTZNT8EI37ZOJ9QV7PJP/accredo-cover-1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The women in this sex cult get branded - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Did it hurt? I had a hot brand seared into my skin. What the hell do you think?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/prose</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1629815173693-GNE04XD0Y1BGZJ74AFZA/prose7.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: A psychotic man defends himself in court...and it's heartbreaking - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You think I’m crazy? Did you know my sister is Aunt Lydia from ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ for Christ’s sake.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/babes</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-02-01</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1628622780063-P0KQK6HLXZQNGOUYOAKF/babes-cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The teens make a pregnancy pact! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This high school as both a chastity club AND a group of girls who got pregnant together so they can all be MILFs? The student council needs to expand its horizons.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/dance</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1626645161820-CL9W05FMPP5V0PYVQCBS/danceA.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Ballerina sex trafficking ring! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You’re going undercover as a high roller who’s going to spend $100,000 to have sex with a ballerina? Makes me wanna get a tutu.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/darkness</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1625502529220-QT8HD4SEGE5CAV9HEHJ5/Capture2.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: It's a Columbian cartel bloodbath and Cerreta gets shot - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Tell Dick Wolf this show will be nothing without me.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/control</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1624913829085-DL21VPG715KWLX5QRG93/6.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: He kept her in a sex bunker. She cut off his penis. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Sorry I didn’t believe you that you were kept in a sex dungeon. I promise, it’ll never happen again.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/brothel</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1623355871792-T0N9M0OPW51EU37ZAB4F/NUP_185801_0005.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The judge was running his own brothel! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can partners from twenty years ago come together for true love? I’d be nice to find out.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/cap</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1621737163796-QYWMVOVQAGYRK6HFCRJH/Capture6.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI series finale! Did James Van Der Beek murder the Winklevoss twins? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Do you think you could make that crying face like when Dawson told Joey to be with Pacey?”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/octobersurprise</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1621106100397-PUSMWI1VU8FF9I7KG3JA/See%27s+the+peen.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The politician was sending pics of his junk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“OMG! It’s the first penis I’ve seen in all my years of SVU!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/pride</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1619727386939-1G0VYOW5BCY8GTY9OPX4/pride8.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Logan punches a homophobic politician and gets exiled</image:title>
      <image:caption>“So you just punched a guy. If you weren’t a white cop in 1990s New York, I’d be worried.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/cod</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1618425264314-M81PTUROOD567SQXQFRL/Jerrys-LO-goodbye-diptych-a.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Two wives kill each other's husbands and Briscoe retires</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jerry Orbach says goodbye to his co-stars who, aware of his failing health, are heart broken.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1618425063983-SJOBQ7M4PU38Y5Z2WQPT/Poster.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Two wives kill each other's husbands and Briscoe retires</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Now I have to carry eleven years worth personal items home on the subway. Wish me luck.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/puglia</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1617585603736-MDTRAXF3QHG0KVIC9UXN/Capture.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU &amp;amp; OC: Stabler returns! Benson isn't thrilled!</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Everyone’s going to be so excited to see me, my emotional unavailability, and my special brand of abusive policing.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/faith</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1615912544132-73JF4R30SL98EEU2D2J5/Poster.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Goren thinks the mysterious dying girl is fake</image:title>
      <image:caption>The look Eames gives when Goren asks a teenaged girl about her period.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/savior</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1614791547345-BF8TQTBSFW44UDL3GIDR/Savior%2B2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Mischa Barton lets Benson decide whether her baby lives or dies</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This looks really expensive. I’ll have to find a way to stick Benson with this medical bill.”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/hothouse</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1613425742053-YEA2ZT0JQ8AW3X6YSH7I/Hothouse1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A.D.D. drugs turn Sarah Hyland into a killer</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I’ve been taking pills and watching 26.2 hours of my favorite crime show…and I still have 22,149 hours to go!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/realitybites</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1612290227123-IB69NTJ8ZIVQTQCYPSRZ/bites1-no-screen.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Who'd kill to score a reality show? Jim Gaffigan or the Octomom?</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m taking care of ten kids all by myself. Jail would be a vacation for me!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/making</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1611107274826-KRT9URELNII2Z1P6R3L6/rapist1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The one with Joe Biden and the perp based on Steven Avery</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m announcing the appointment of Olivia Benson as Secretary of Kicking Ass and Taking Names, bitch.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/mayhem</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1609951734497-EH2KGCUNXASGH3TI4OG9/Logan+frying+pan.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O:  Lorena Bobbitt, Son of Sam, a deadly burrito...and Michael Moriarty goes crazy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Considering her crime, Logan’s lucky all that happened was getting hit with a frying pan.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/internalaffairs</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-16</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1608648835417-TOC2JXEBGYE2M152NEVY/IA1.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Cassidy goes undercover to nab cops raping drunk women</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Just trying to work my way back in…to ‘Law &amp; Order: SVU’! You dropped me from the show a decade ago for crying out loud!”</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Who threw the hair drier in the bathtub?:</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I can’t wait to take this mask off right before I talk really close to someone who just took off theirs.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Fin and Olivia pose as a pimp and madam to find a sex slave</image:title>
      <image:caption>Say what you want about this episode, Ice-T looks fucking good in a purple suit and a paisley shirt.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Benson helps Briscoe find kidnapped Ellen Pompeo</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You know, if this cross-over stunt works, we might keep our show on the air for another 21…22 years.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Speed-dating rapist Dean Cain wants to pull his wife's feeding tube</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Faster than a speeding bullet? Oh, you KNOW I am.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I’VE BEEN ON THIS SHOW A VERY LONG TIME. I ALREADY KNOW THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Cynthia Nixon is a subway vigilante!</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m sorry. Did you say something about “Miranda”?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - Is it time to "cancel" Law &amp;amp; Order?</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s 2020. How you like us now?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Hilary Duff didn't kill that baby! Measles did!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just cuz I buried my daughter in a lot and then partied all weekend after doesn’t mean I’m a bad mother. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: He's making CLONE BABIES!</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You’re wearing masks to prevent the spread of germs! How very 2020 of you.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O Did he use 9/11 as cover for his lover’s murder?</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Things might look bad now, but you’re going to win an Oscar in 15 years and I’ll just be on ‘The Newsroom.’”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Who threw the violinist down the opera house air shaft?</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m going to do that thing where I pretend to not violate on the Constitutional rights of the defendant and you’re going to do the 2006 thing and pretend not to care.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“You want us goyim to do what? Oy vey!”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A child dies of neglect! Arrest the caseworkers!</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You think I’m impressed with your Tony Award, Esparza? When you win an Oscar, a Grammy, and an Emmy too, look me up.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The suspect says he got his mistress pregnant from a handy</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I walked in and the stalker who had my baby is dead on the floor. I’m just as surprised as you.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - UK: There's a Law &amp;amp; Order series in the UK?</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We’re the British Briscoe and Logan. Guess which is which.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: They arrest a guy with an eye-patch for spreading HIV</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Blasted in the face with acid because I intentionally gave women HIV? I’m going to have to update my FaceUnion profile pic.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: an Abu Ghraib guard is murdered and Fontana joins the squad</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Nice to meet you. I was about to say something racially insensitive. You guys okay with that?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: She killed her drunk mom because of PMS</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We know there’s a dead body in here. The door is unlocked and it’s quiet. The only question is where is it?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The fertility doctor was using his own sperm!</image:title>
      <image:caption>And you weren’t suspicious when the doctor came in all sweaty saying, “Here’s my special taint paint just for you”?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Barba kills a baby and leaves the show</image:title>
      <image:caption>They’re trying me for murder, but Peter Stone’s prosecuting the case, so how bad could it really be?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Rosanna Arquette did NOT want to go to that sex club</image:title>
      <image:caption>“No, I won’t send you undercover to a sex club Goren. You’ll sniff everything.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: She was tricked by a fake abortion clinic!</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I have a feeling that - according to a new Gallup poll - that 46% of Americans are going to be really upset with this SVU episode.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Sleep with me and your son gets into Hudson!</image:title>
      <image:caption>“He’s not the Director of Admissions. He’s the Director of Emissions. Am I right, fellas?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The doctor injects his ex-lover with a coronavirus</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I don’t know, man. She looks pretty sick. How thick is this glass anyway?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Marcia Gay Harden is the killer in her own investigation</image:title>
      <image:caption>You think that’s a weird southern accent? Hold my beer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The shoe fetishist cuts off a woman's foot</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I see you more as a chunky-heel kind of guy.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: McCoy's obsession with a rapist is OUT. OF. CONTROL.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Your brother-in-law is the heavyweight champion of the world? Next you’re going to tell me you’re his manager.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Who did it? The mobster or his twin brother?</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Mom always liked you best.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Is their rapist Danny from Caddyshack?</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Confess? It's hard when you're talking like that.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU21: The celebrity faked his own hate crime</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Did you really pay your brother to taser you and stick a beer bottle up your butt? Because I know a lot of brothers who…if given the opportunity…would do that for free.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU's FIRST EPISODE: The castrated cabbie!</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Lady, don’t get your bloody hand on my suit. I’m filled with anger, not Tide sticks.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Kathy Griffin tries to kiss Benson</image:title>
      <image:caption>“More flies with honey than vinegar? Fuck that! Who wants flies?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A family is held in a basement for years</image:title>
      <image:caption>I know I’m not supposed to displace all my anger and pain on you during an interrogation…because then it’s more about me than it is you…but grab your socks cuz here we go…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: A girl dies in a botched exorcism</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You say Saint Michael made you perform an exorcism to drive the devil out of a rambunctious teenager? Hold on while I pretend that’s the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard on this TV show.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: There are pedophiles in the chat rooms!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>You’re looking for pedophiles online, Dad? Hang on. I know exactly where they are.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/s3</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - That guest who thought Hudson was a real school</image:title>
      <image:caption>You think you know who solved it, but you don’t know who solved it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Dad injects his son with a deadly virus</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We’ll be safe Rey, so long as nobody sneezes on us.”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2019/6/27/countdown</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The kidnapped girl will die in three days</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Someone stuffed the landlady in the closet. Phew…at least it wasn’t a little kid.”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/smut</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The rapist says porn made him do it</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Of course I like looking at naked ladies. What am I, a robot?”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/earth</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A diplomat rapes a hotel maid and Stabler quits</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I can’t believe I have to do this crazy-ass show by myself now.”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/organ</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Someone stole that guy's kidney!</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I just lost 0.327 pounds! Ask me how!”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/stiff</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: John Slattery puts a woman in a coma to steal her money</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Lawyer? What I need is a booze-soaked advertising agency. That’s what I need.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Was Amaro inappropriate with that hot mess actress?</image:title>
      <image:caption>[Actual dialog] Amaro: Hands on the hood! Tensley: How about the shaft?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The victim's false memory leads to her father's murder</image:title>
      <image:caption>Daddy's dead, one sister accused him of rape, another one shot him. This isn't my idea of a "Modern Family."</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/realfakenews</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: A fake child sex ring leads to a real child sex ring</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Oh, no! This child prostitution ring is particularly heinous. If only there were an elite squad to investigate these felonies.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Ellen Pompeo kills her mother because she doesn't like her boyfriend</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You’re going to charge me with murder? Seriously? Seriously?!”</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2019/2/24/authority</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Robin Williams is basically a super villain</image:title>
      <image:caption>I can’t wait for the public radio podcast about my crime spree.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The State of the Unit Address</image:title>
      <image:caption>How you like us now?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Benson goes into virtual reality to rescue Vixy Platinum by turning on the sun</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have to find who kidnapped this avatar. Bring in Donkey Kong for questioning.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Lawyer Sandy Duncan sells out her client</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve got my eye on you, McCoy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Goren meets his nemesis Nicole Wallace</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever you do, if you’re at a bar on trivia night and you see these two, find a way to get on their team.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Stone is accused of rape</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Is she standing right behind me? She’s standing right behind me, isn’t she?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Rooney Mara beats up fat people</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rooney Mara later said her guest appearance on SVU was “awful and stupid” in a clear attempt to win friends and influence people.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: an orphan sets Dani Beck’s apartment on fire</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dani: If I let you into my home do you promise not to burn it down while I’m asleep? Girl: I promise nothing.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/10/29/turnstilejustice</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: A crazy guy kills Ty Burrell's ex-wife on the subway</image:title>
      <image:caption>Before he was famous Ty Burrell didn’t know what to do with his hair.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: John Ritter rips the baby right outta his cheatin' wife's belly</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I can’t believe I’m going to win an Emmy for this.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Joe Piscopo helps Gary Busey kill his wife</image:title>
      <image:caption>No offense Gary Busey, but this is not helping your image that you’re not crazy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Dad kidnaps his son to teach Mom a lesson</image:title>
      <image:caption>“You have the right to tell us some crazy-ass story about how the mom paid you to kidnap her son, right before you tell us the dad paid you to kidnap his son.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Rose McGowan commits TWINCEST!</image:title>
      <image:caption>She may be undercover, but why does Olivia even have this dress?</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/8/11/lo-julia-roberts-tries-to-bang-curtis</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O: Julia Roberts tries to bang Curtis</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Babe, imma gonna walk off this set and go get my Oscar. Good luck in 'Miss Congeniality.'"</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/7/30/svu-amaro-shoots-a-kid-and-cragen-hits-the-road</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Amaro shoots a kid and Cragen hits the road</image:title>
      <image:caption>"I hope I'm not to late to mess up my career!"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: He fell for the banana in the tailpipe</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Meow. Even though you can't afford me I'll throw myself at you because that's just what we high-priced Russian hookers are known to do."</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/6/28/lo-a-dad-shoots-the-prison-escapee-who-shot-his-daughter</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O: A Dad shoots the prison escapee who shot his daughter</image:title>
      <image:caption>Are you kidding me with that accent? You're working IN New York. How do you not know what these people sound like?</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/6/15/lo-a-woman-gets-chased-off-a-bridge-and-reys-wife-leaves</loc>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1529070131720-8NALWNL477MMSQPGVD8F/menace+3.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O: A  woman gets chased off a bridge and Rey's wife leaves</image:title>
      <image:caption>Briscoe: We're looking for a violent person who maybe chased a random woman over the edge of a bridge. Who lives here? Neighbor: Crazy Mike. Briscoe (whisper): Rey, I think we're getting warmer.</image:caption>
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    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/5/29/ci-instead-of-freezing-the-senators-body-they-steal-his-brain-wlisa-gallagher</loc>
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      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Instead of freezing the Senator’s body, they steal his brain</image:title>
      <image:caption>That is correct. I have not ever had a girlfriend who didn't also want to kill me. So...points!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/5/14/svu-she-cures-rapists-by-making-them-call-her-mommy-wdiana-goodman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: She cures rapists by making them call her "Mommy"</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not to shit on your technique, but what you couldn't do for Robert in years of therapy Huang did in the last five minutes of this episode.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/5/1/ci-the-kidnappers-met-down-the-atheists-gold-into-dumbbells-wkimberly</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1525968960466-VE82WNU31M7L6DWI0C7H/Capture+CI.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: The kidnappers melt down the atheist's gold into dumbbells</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Sometimes I skip leg day, but never arms. And this is why I know these dumbbells aren't ten pounds. Plus, I used to work at the Bureau of Weights and Measures."</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/4/17/joan-cusacks-daughter-gets-kidnapped-again-wchase-williamson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Joan Cusack's daughter gets kidnapped - again!</image:title>
      <image:caption>"We are NOT trying to turn our new adopted daughter into our kidnapped daughter. We've just changed her hair and clothes, implanted a microchip in her arm, and gave her an unwanted nose job. That's all."</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/4/1/svu-the-guy-learns-hes-been-sleeping-with-his-own-daughter-wkimberly</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1522593358450-S9S8YIGJLF6B1MD938SS/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The guy learns he's been sleeping with his own daughter</image:title>
      <image:caption>Q: Do you recognize the meat cutter who wore this creepy AF clown mask but never took off? A: That's his chin.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/3/28/lo-the-basketball-player-killed-the-fan-suing-him-for-20m-wjames-pietragallo</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1525969042222-RYT6I7O1TUKDMMR826ON/Capture+1.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O: The basketball player killed the fan suing him for $20m</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey! My eyes are up HERE.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/3/14/svu-the-child-porn-victim-sues-her-viewers-benson-and-cassidy-break-up</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1520949036237-IVVR2JHFGR5H0W2TACP9/capture2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The child porn victim sues her viewers &amp; Benson and Cassidy break up</image:title>
      <image:caption>The charge may be neglect, but the real crime is dressing her in those fairy wings.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/2/18/lo-boys-rape-a-r-word-classmate-briscoes-daughter-is-murdered-wmark-blankenship</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1525969115483-3MQKT0R41A63ECB1SF8V/Lauren+Ambrose</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O: Boys rape a [r-word] classmate &amp; Briscoe's daughter is murdered</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, Lauren Ambrose's performance is powerful...but how about that shirt!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/2/3/svu-cragen-rescues-a-monkey-benson-poses-as-stablers-hooker-wtara-ariano</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1517692460597-V6D0DG9CLSFBUO2UOYJA/image-asset.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Cragen rescues a monkey &amp; Benson poses as Stabler's hooker</image:title>
      <image:caption>"...this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/1/20/lo-a-girl-gets-killed-about-a-deli-and-green-goes-gangsta-walex-beam</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1516481014347-9ZDUJNMQE88XXBAY5T2U/capture.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O: A girl gets killed above a deli and Green goes gangsta</image:title>
      <image:caption>"You're under arrest for a crime we just convicted three other guys for!"</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/1/7/svu-she-got-her-boyfriend-to-rape-then-kill-her-little-sister-wkate-casey</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1515348919950-MUG39PMMZ9UP81WA6JUA/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: She got her boyfriend to rape, then kill, her little sister</image:title>
      <image:caption>Of course I'm a sociopath. Just look at my flat affect and mediocre acting.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2018/1/6/bonus-episode-grandma-shiela-was-noahs-kidnapper-all-along</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1515267028209-S815DFVXT5P2G4B5CITL/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - BONUS EPISODE: Grandma Sheila was Noah's kidnapper all along</image:title>
      <image:caption>"First off, I'm really upset by this. Second, I can't believe you are falling for this shit."</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/12/26/svu-the-double-catfish-carisi-tries-to-kiss-rollins-and-noah-gets-kidnapped-wmargo-donohue</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1514349474642-OBDVSL0R0P58NG9KLCSJ/capture.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The double catfish, Carisi tries to kiss Rollins, and Noah gets kidnapped</image:title>
      <image:caption>Turn your back for nine seconds, Grandma Sheila. What's the worst that could happen?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/12/13/lo-the-racially-charged-episode-banned-by-nbc-wlani-diane-rich</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1514848590829-OYTSQT202PX10NDVLF8T/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - THE BANNED L&amp;amp;O EPISODE: Rape at the puerto Rican Day Parade</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well...THAT escalated quickly.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/11/29/svu-the-one-where-the-woman-pretends-shes-still-in-high-school-wstephanie-craig</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1513712688032-CM0SF4NAOIQV94IJR3OC/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The one where the woman pretends she's still in high school</image:title>
      <image:caption>Of course I'm 16. I have pigtails, don't I?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/11/17/svu-that-girl-cant-be-a-killer-lolita-can-she-wbenjamin-frisch</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1514848534034-UCDUODSP89GBPTOOU3LP/13.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: That girl can't be a killer Lolita, can she?</image:title>
      <image:caption>And when she was bad she was horrid.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/11/6/lo-rey-joins-the-team-a-guy-gets-shot-in-court-werin-fox</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1510754169041-Q4MFMGJYDDL7MI7MV91P/capture+1_edited_edited.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: Rey joins the team &amp;amp; a guy gets shot in court</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well, THAT'S not going to come out with club soda.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/10/22/svu-the-sex-book-author-gets-raped-and-barba-gets-choked-with-his-belt-wjulia-turner</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1508699376436-HW1TKA1DQD0ZCE4E0TEH/image-asset.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Fifty shades of plagiarism and Barba gets choked with his own belt</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh yeah. THIS is going to work out well.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/10/9/svu-the-annoying-lab-tech-was-really-the-killer-wsonia-sells</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1513788585349-TDM4KJ57W2KED3XFCUQ6/Stabler+duct+taped</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The annoying lab tech was really the killer</image:title>
      <image:caption>For those who've ever wanted to tell Stabler to STFU, this one's for you.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/7/19/6ba9k90a2rejrne39lyzu6oesu10s1-gwhzb-m53ta-24t32</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1506368986287-I0QVR5JBL0VV62ZSENV7/pickle2.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: I didn't stab the Captain with a pickle</image:title>
      <image:caption>If not Benson, then who did?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/9/8/ci-goren-faces-off-again-with-nicole-wallace-wdan-wilbur</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1504878880008-CWS7FSIL8BHYCLO799AK/Capture+3.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Goren faces off again with Nicole Wallace</image:title>
      <image:caption>Get a room already.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/8/30/lo-the-militia-guy-says-the-fringe-on-the-flag-makes-him-a-pow-wjames-weirick</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1510754393182-8JRT8X8HQ5BU45PQPZB7/5.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The militia guy says the fringe on the flag makes him a POW</image:title>
      <image:caption>Defendant: That flag has fringes. This is a military tribunal. Judge: Bullshit.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/7/19/6ba9k90a2rejrne39lyzu6oesu10s1-gwhzb-m53ta</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1502398900006-XH8DYG5FE9Q0U7K4S0IR/image-asset.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The teen makes his own kiddie porn site</image:title>
      <image:caption>We ask, "WTF does THIS mean?"</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/7/19/6ba9k90a2rejrne39lyzu6oesu10s1-gwhzb</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1513787424162-K4URSMEJBIUO1P4FAVIT/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;O/SVU/CI: These are "These Are Their Stories"</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thanks to Vanity Fair, the gang's all here.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/7/19/6ba9k90a2rejrne39lyzu6oesu10s1</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1510754558751-JFHA5V3IJGI11IF4XMSD/5.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The bikini girl, the news anchors, and the Ponzi scheme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bikini pictures? Let me see...</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/7/4/svu-grifters-fake-a-rape-to-extort-a-trump-like-billionaire-wjune-thomas</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1510754650135-BY1FYNST9E1SNKQRUMPH/5.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Grifters fake a rape to extort a Trump-like billionaire</image:title>
      <image:caption>This victim is not all that she seems.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/6/19/xkwv29mif02n1chr0c6u859wx6g2iz</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1510754740733-VHZCHWTZIYPKRIKX3JUJ/5.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: Come back with my frozen embryos!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Munch has a sketch of the victims.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/6/4/svu-john-stamos-has-20-kids-and-gets-blown-up-with-a-knife-wgillian-pensavalle</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1510754976076-AA26UDR6AJNHWBVPF4AJ/5.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: John Stamos has 20 kids and gets blown up with a knife</image:title>
      <image:caption>Would you become baby mama #21? You know you would.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/5/18/lo-the-stalker-strangled-the-soap-star-w-brady-carlson</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1525713333025-M3LBDIQ0DZIXSIU19GEG/5.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - L&amp;amp;O: The stalker strangled the soap star</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cerreta actually said they weren't going to question a murder suspect until he got some fettuccine. (Sigh)</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/5/8/ci-goren-suspects-everyone-in-the-family-bludgeoned-dad-wsarah-d-bunting</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1514828546406-7LULA86ML0WXCGJUHLNF/capture.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - CI: Goren suspects everyone in the family bludgeoned Dad</image:title>
      <image:caption>So...is Goren always like this or is it just me?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/4/21/svu-the-rape-joke-comic-was-a-rape-joke-rapist-wpat-dixon</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2021-12-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/579525745016e1e9065645ad/1514828655280-40PUC9530LCUW16VAGE4/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Episodes - SVU: The rape joke comic was a rape joke rapist</image:title>
      <image:caption>"...so a rapist walks into a bar..."</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/2017/4/10/lo-the-singer-caused-the-mob-restaurant-shooting-wchris-greene</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
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      <image:caption>Come now, detective. Don't you know who my father is? Or my mother, for that matter?</image:caption>
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